Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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