So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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