it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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