What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
