I must be too annoying 4 u.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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