I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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