Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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