I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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