You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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