I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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