even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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