no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How does one acquire holy water?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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