just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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