what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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