i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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