I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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