i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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