Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
wow bdsm is so cute
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