I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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