they need to just BURY HIM!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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