don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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