Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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