S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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