He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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