My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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