I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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