put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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