the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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