You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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