I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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