Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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