I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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