I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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