just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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