you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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