We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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