Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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