Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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