awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
pray to the hookup gods
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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