is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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