This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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