Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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