I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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