So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
