Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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