there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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