oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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