The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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