i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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