I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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