Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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