So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize