i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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