Its about making memories worth repressing
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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