have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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