The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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