none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
its liver damage thursday
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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