i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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