My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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