I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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why the fuck do you people say rando? is it so hard to throw that extra "m" in there? this fucking generation, I swear. giving us a bad name.
With friends like these...
Is this the Asian?
Good friend, maybe the person will stop sleeping with people they don't know and maybe use a condom. IF not ah well being stupid has it's prices.
I think there is some confusion between the two points of time a) getting someone pregnant and b) a baby being born. It is now 13 weeks after the sex, and i believe, a baby can only grimace 14 weeks after the _birth_!
God I hope this post is from his ex...because that would make it even more hilarious.
I have a single mom friend. To this day, she has no idea who her child's father is at age six.
How many weeks until the fetus can bitch slap her uterus?
I'm glad for that last comment BC I was trying to figure out what the hell a rando was.
OMG what a horrible awful friend that is!
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