So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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