Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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